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| Episode 1 - [Dr Solomon's Traveling Alien Show] |
| Details : Randy sells Harry to a circus where he achieves popularity as the act Hargo the Alien. In order to try to find him Tommy and Vicki visit a psychic but it turns out that she's actually seen the Hargo act herself and so knows where Harry is. Meanwhile the loss of Harry means that the aliens' annual status report cannot be sent so the Big Giant Head punishes Dick for not submitting it by slowly shutting down his brain. |
| Air Date : Sep. 23, 1998 |
| Episode 2 - [Power Mad Dick] |
| Details : After Mary is made the new Dean of the School of Arts and Sciences Dick uses her position to his advantage and ends up firing his arch nemesis cafeteria worker Lucy who then files a grievance. Sally prepares to lose her virginity to Don but afterwards finds that she cannot talk to anyone about it much to the other Solomons' annoyance. |
| Air Date : Oct. 07, 1998 |
| Episode 3 - [Feelin' Albright] |
| Details : Dick attends a function with Mary and finds that because she is Dean he is ignored by everybody except the wives of the other Deans. In order to prove his worth he decides to hold a fashion show to raise enough money to have the dilapidated statue of Admiral Pendleton restored. Meanwhile Sally is horrified when she learns that Don had dated other women before her and strives to track them all down. Harry and Tommy try to raise their own funds by setting up a lemonade stand. |
| Air Date : Oct. 14, 1998 |
| Episode 4 - [Collect Call For Dick] |
| Details : The Solomons discover a brand of new collectibles called Fuzzy Buddies (a parody of Beanie Babies) when eating at a fast food diner and Dick soon becomes so obsessed with collecting them that he begins to lose control of his family's finances. Tommy's coach is annoyed at his lack of team 'pep' and so makes him the school mascot - a giant owl called Hootie. Things goes wrong however when Tommy becomes so high on school pep that he attacks the coach. |
| Air Date : Oct. 21, 1998 |
| Episode 5 - [What's Love Got To Do Got To Do With Dick] |
| Details : Dick is annoyed that Mary in her new position as Dean has little time for him anymore and is even more annoyed when he is told that he has to share is office with new professor Jennifer Ravelli. Despite his initial dislike and attempts to stay loyal to Mary he soon begins to fall for Ravelli. Sally tries to fix Nina up with Don's cop friend Eric but becomes irritated when they don't take to each other. At Happy Doug's bar Tommy fixes up an old 'love tester' machine but is disappointed when it classifies him as 'cold fish' and Harry 'hot stuff'. |
| Air Date : Oct. 28, 1998 |
| Episode 6 - [I AM Dick Pentameter!] |
| Details : In order to be with Jennifer Dick breaks up with Mary who agrees doubting that he'll find another woman and not knowing that he already has. After a few dates with Jennifer Dick begins to find her annoying especially her like of rhyming her words with his. Meanwhile Sally Harry and Tommy experiment at home by first swapping the furniture from the kitchen with that of the lounge and then moving all of it into one room. |
| Air Date : Nov. 04, 1998 |
| Episode 7 - [D3 Judgement Day] |
| Details : Dick is all ready to dump Jennifer and try to win back Mary's heart but then discovers that his relationship with Jennifer has made her jealous. Wanting the old Mary back who had time for him over her job he attempts to capitalize on her jealousy by making his romantic interludes with Jennifer very obvious. Officer Don introduces Sally to bowling but becomes exasperated when she refuses to play by the rules and so invites Harry and Tommy behind her back. |
| Air Date : Nov. 11, 1998 |
| Episode 8 - [Indecent Dick] |
| Details : When Playpen magazine arrives at Pendleton looking for students to pose nude Sally decides to take part. While Dick encourages this Don is furious. Dick is horrified when he discovers that Mary posed nude for an art shoot twenty years ago and tracks down the photographer. Harry decides to test if clothes are all a big scam by becoming a nudist. Tommy has his eyes on his new lab partner Alissa Strudwick. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Larisa Oleynik as Alissa Strudwick | |
| Air Date : Dec. 09, 1998 |
| Episode 9 - [Happy New Dick!] |
| Details : As 1998 comes to close Dick worries that he hasn't accomplished anything worthwhile and struggles to do something to make the past year count. Meanwhile Officer Don becomes annoyed with Sally after she uses her feminine wiles to persuade him to get tickets for Rutherford's exclusive Starlight Room then changes her mind when he succeeds. At Happy Doug's bar Harry and Tommy plan an explosive New Year's party and Harry hires on his old night school friends Larry and Mrs. Deguzman but they turn out to be layabouts. |
| Air Date : Dec. 15, 1998 |
| Episode 10 - [Two-Faced Dick] |
| Details : After three years the Big Giant Head has finally accepted Sally's request to have her body changed for a man's. For their convenience the bodies of Dick and Sally are switched. Now in each other's bodies Dick and Sally must try and maintain each other's romantic relationships and get accustomed to the changes that their new gender brings while waiting for their request to be switched back to be accepted. Meanwhile Harry is left in charge of Happy Doug's when Doug goes on vacation but becomes worried when a group of burly tough-looking bikers arrive. |
| Air Date : Jan. 05, 1999 |
| Episode 11 - [Dick Solomon Of The Indiana Solomons] |
| Details : An invitation arrives in the mail from an 'Aunt Florence' inviting 'Richard Solomon' to attend a Solomon family reunion in Indiana. This is obviously a mistake so Dick phones Florence to set the record straight. Upon discovering that Richard is so estranged that his family wouldn't recognize him anyway he decides that the aliens could do with some roots and accepts the invitation. Upon arriving however it becomes clear that the only reason the real Richard is estranged is because of an old family fallout - and it hasn't burned out yet. |
| Air Date : Jan. 12, 1999 |
| Episode 12 - [Dick And Taxes] |
| Details : When Harry's boss Doug starts deducting income tax from Harry's paycheck the Solomons realize that they have never filed a tax return and that they owe $9500 to the government. To combat this they invent the 'brilliant' notion of lying on their tax return and Dick reworks the sums so that the government owes them several hundred thousand dollars. Sally attempts to help by setting up a failed home hairdressing business but when women start arriving for haircuts Harry and Tommy 'camp up' and take to the 'salon' to help. Lying doesn't work however and the Solomons are faced with an audit - and the threat of being exposed as aliens. |
| Air Date : Feb. 02, 1999 |
| Episode 13 - [Sally Forth] |
| Details : Dick is in a dispute with the Dubceks because Mrs. Dubcek won't fix his sink until he pays the rent and he won't pay the rent until she fixes his sink. Eventually Mrs. Dubcek ends up shutting off the Solomons' power while Vicki invites Harry to move in with them. Sally has other things on her mind; after voicing to Officer Don that she is fed up with living with the other Solomons he has proposed to her - but she doesn't know if she is ready. Meanwhile Tommy deliberately lands himself in detention with his dream girl Alissa so that he has a chance ask her out. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Larisa Oleynik as Alissa Strudwick | |
| Air Date : Feb. 09, 1999 |
| Episode 14 - [Paranoid Dick] |
| Details : When a meeting is rescheduled without her having been notified Mary begins to have doubts about the longevity of her position as Dean and Dick leads her to become paranoid that there is a conspiracy to have her removed from her job. The pair decide to investigate and end up breaking into Judith's office by night for evidence only to be caught by the police. Vicki Dubcek decides that the best thing Sally needs to help her get over her break up with Don is a weekend of riverboat gambling on the Cincinnati Queen a floating casino - where Harry manages to win big while Sally gets her lips on a Neil Diamond impersonator. |
| Air Date : Feb. 16, 1999 |
| Episode 15 - [The House That Dick Built] |
| Details : Dick begins to feel that the unit is falling apart when Sally announces her plans to move out and he tries in vain to clip her wings. That isn't the last of his problems however since Harry is considering having a baby with Vicki - despite the possibility that it could turn out to be an alien. Meanwhile Tommy sees babysitting with Alissa as an opportunity to prove to a dubious Harry that she really is his girlfriend. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Larisa Oleynik as Alissa Strudwick | |
| Air Date : Feb. 23, 1999 |
| Episode 16 - [Superstitious Dick] |
| Details : Dick is up for a prestigious grant but his chances look somewhat marred when he and Mary receive chain letters and Mary upon throwing hers away becomes victim to a series of misfortunes. Dick looks toward superstitious rituals and lucky charms for help. Don treats Tommy and Alissa to a series of ice hockey games for which he bought tickets for when he was dating Sally but Tommy begins to worry that he isn't manly enough to compete with the likes of the players. Sally and Harry visit a hardware store where Sally takes a liking to a series of workers while Harry is mistaken for an employee due to his bright orange shirt. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Larisa Oleynik as Alissa Strudwick | |
| Air Date : Mar. 02, 1999 |
| Episode 17 - [Y2dick] |
| Details : Dick realizes that he doesn't know how to use a computer and strives to learn how to use one. When he does it takes over his life and he becomes a recluse. Sally and Tommy decide to do away with their old TV in favor of a newer better one but end up becoming addicted wanting all the latest features. Harry and Vicki however are trying to get pregnant but the medical-science part of it is turning Harry off. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Jake Thomas as Kid | Larisa Oleynik as Alissa Strudwick | |
| Air Date : Mar. 16, 1999 |
| Episode 18 - [Dick The Mouth Solomon] |
| Details : When at an Italian restaurant Sally meets an Italian-American man and begins dating him. After learning that he is known as Sammy 'The Butcher' Marchetti she and Tommy assume that he is some kind of mobster and when he starts giving Tommy errands to run Tommy is delighted to think that he is an errand boy for the mob. Sally however is less than happy. Mary suggests that she and Dick go on a couples retreat so that they can work on their communication skills. Despite her good intentions everybody including Harry and Vicki embraces Dick's openness and criticizes her for pointing the finger. |
| Air Date : Apr. 06, 1999 |
| Episode 19 - [Citizen Solomon] |
| Details : Dick Tommy and Harry begin to notice that since Sally moved out their apartment has become filthy. Mary suggests that Dick hires her maid part time but to her annoyance Dick ends up stealing her full time. When Sally finds out that she has been replaced she is hurt. Tommy has managed to get himself in charge of the school newspaper but he becomes so dedicated to printing the absolute truth that he begin to worry school officials and even alienate his girlfriend Alissa. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Shay Astar as August | Larisa Oleynik as Alissa Strudwick | |
| Air Date : Apr. 29, 1999 |
| Episode 20 - [Alien Hunter] |
| Details : It is the day before Dick's birthday and he has ordered Sally Harry and Tommy to throw him a surprise party. When in class he meets a woman called Charlotte Everly who appears to be very taken by his 'brilliance'. Charlotte first claims to be auditing his class then later claims to be a reporter then an intellectual groupie. She and her son wangle her way into his birthday plans cancel his party and lock the guests that do arrive in the basement. She then reveals to Dick that she knows that Dick is an alien - and she wants to cut him open. Kathy Bates' appearance in this episode spoofed her role in the film Misery when Dick refers to her as his number one fan. |
| Air Date : May. 04, 1999 |
| Episode 21 - [Dick vs Strudwick] |
| Details : Dick is jealous when fellow physics professor Vincent Strudwick publishes a critically acclaimed bestselling book on physics and while Mary busies herself showing the visiting Nobel Prize winners around the campus he decides to write a second book that will better Strudwick's. He then realizes however that he cannot publish all the secrets of the universe without raising unwanted questions and so looks for another way to get at Strudwick using Tommy and Alissa - who it turns out is Strudwick's daughter. Sally and Don decide to start hanging out as friends but soon find themselves unable to resist each other. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Larisa Oleynik as Alissa Strudwick | |
| Air Date : May. 11, 1999 |
| Episode 22 - [Near Dick Experience] |
| Details : When Sally Harry and Tommy are nearly crushed by a chandelier in a restaurant they feel reborn as if they are discovering everything for the first time. Dick is jealous however and while Sally and Harry volunteer themselves at a homeless shelter he strives to have a near-death experience so that he might enjoy life like they do - and a faculty trip into the mountains presents itself as the perfect opportunity. Meanwhile Tommy decides to waste no more time in his life - and asks Alissa to marry him. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Larisa Oleynik as Alissa Strudwick | |
| Air Date : May. 18, 1999 |
| Episode 23 - [Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 1] |
| Details : The Big Giant Head sends a message that he intends to visit Earth so Dick quickly orders Sally to move back in and Harry to stop attempting to make a baby with Vicki. He then attempts to prepare Mary for his visit by telling her that an 'old college chum' is visiting and that she would be well advised to discuss how much he has learned in bed. Harry tries his best to avoid Vicki but eventually resorts to telling her that he can't father a child with her right now. When the Big Giant Head arrives on Earth he is unimpressed with Dick his leadership skills and his choice of girlfriend while being impressed with Sally her style and her body. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Larisa Oleynik as Alissa Strudwick | |
| Air Date : May. 25, 1999 |
| Episode 24 - [Dick's Big Giant Headache Part 2] |
| Details : Dick is suffering the humiliation of having been demoted from High Commander to Harry's assistant performing the most menial jobs while Sally has been promoted to his old role. Tommy is preparing for his high school prom with Alissa but when the Big Giant Head insists on coming things start to slide especially when Vicki who missed out on her own high school prom turns up. After ruining the prom for Tommy and Alissa the Big Giant Head whisks Vicki off to his bachelor pod in space. |
| Guest Cast and Crew : Larisa Oleynik as Alissa Strudwick | |
| Air Date : May. 25, 1999 |